Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs
me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick
"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"